Imagine eating up to 7,000 calories a day and weighing as much as 400 pounds, but not suffering from heart attacks, strokes, or other symptoms of obesity. Imagine stomping around in underwear with your ass cheeks hanging out, and being adored for it. Imagine crouching down, muscles tensed, and getting ready to maul the massive human opposite you in the ring. Imagine how amazing it would be to be a sumo wrestler.