I remember watching a comedy in which the main characters decide to pull off a "victimless" crime by installing some hastily written code uploaded to their company's banking system. The change in code would skim a penny off of each transfer their company made and eventually, over years, they'd make a shit ton of money that the company wouldn't even miss... except that they didn't know how to do crime (there was a scene with them looking up "how to launder money"), they got nervous, a decimal place was incorrectly coded in the software and they wound up embezzling quite a bit over night. Ruh Roh.
I can relate... not to the computer coding and embezzlement stuff, but to not knowing the first thing to 'criming'. "Launder Money!" was my humorous take on how someone with no knowledge of how to clean currency, might try.
To all my wanna be bad bitches... that will always be good girls, this one's for you.